Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

mem1846:

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

themajestyofdeath emileegracec

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"As Americans, we have this naïve assumption that people all over the world are struggling and way behind us. They’re not. Sweden and South Korea have more advanced high speed internet networks. Japan has the most advanced trains and transportation systems. Norwegians make more money. The biggest and most advanced plane in the world is flown out of Singapore. The tallest buildings in the world are now in Dubai and Shanghai. Meanwhile, the US has the highest incarceration rate in the world."

10 Things Most Americans Don’t Know About America [x]  (via assivore)

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beyonceprivilege:

dion-thesocialist:

Why are there so many songs on the radio lately that say “fuck skinny bitches?”

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georgedickham:

have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up

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drinkyourfuckingmilk:

iheartmooncakes:

if-wishes-were-dragons:

arcanabreak:

my-little-mod-blog:

duwango:

autonomicalowlpigeons:

aubreeously:

swtorlife:

offsumloud420:

/:

Free Him

What is this and why is it in existence

It’s a POW from the skeleton war. This photo truly captures the harsh reality of the war: the defeated look on his face and in his posture, the evident lack of calcium from deprivation of milk, the awful living conditions… it’s a powerful, heartrending picture.
This website often romanticizes the skeleton war. It’s time to put an end to that. It’s horrifying, and we all need to band together and FIGHT for skeleton rights.

Don’t be a SJW (Skeleton Justice Warrior).

I was a skeleton justice warrior earlier this year. It wasn’t good. Don’t do what I did.

JUST GIVE HIM HIS DANG MILK

I wouldn’t give him his damn milk, look at that guy he’s holding a Nokia. He could easily destroy us all with it.

drinkyourfuckingmilk someone needs to intervene

give him his milk to win over his allegiance, assimilate him into the skeleton army, expand on his weaponized nokia phone idea and provide every skeleton soldier in the army with one, giving them an incredible tactical advantage on the battlefield. everybody wins. 

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

iheartmooncakes:

if-wishes-were-dragons:

arcanabreak:

my-little-mod-blog:

duwango:

autonomicalowlpigeons:

aubreeously:

swtorlife:

offsumloud420:

/:

Free Him

What is this and why is it in existence

It’s a POW from the skeleton war. This photo truly captures the harsh reality of the war: the defeated look on his face and in his posture, the evident lack of calcium from deprivation of milk, the awful living conditions… it’s a powerful, heartrending picture.

This website often romanticizes the skeleton war. It’s time to put an end to that. It’s horrifying, and we all need to band together and FIGHT for skeleton rights.

Don’t be a SJW (Skeleton Justice Warrior).

I was a skeleton justice warrior earlier this year. It wasn’t good. Don’t do what I did.

JUST GIVE HIM HIS DANG MILK

I wouldn’t give him his damn milk, look at that guy he’s holding a Nokia. He could easily destroy us all with it.

drinkyourfuckingmilk someone needs to intervene

give him his milk to win over his allegiance, assimilate him into the skeleton army, expand on his weaponized nokia phone idea and provide every skeleton soldier in the army with one, giving them an incredible tactical advantage on the battlefield. everybody wins. 

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Reblog if you think bisexuality is a real sexuality

the-eagle-atarian:

ohhowiloveunicorns:

I’m scared to come out as bi to my family in case they say it’s fake or I’m just confused so id love to have some people who agree with me so I can prove it

Wait, who the hell doesn’t think bisexuality is real?

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So I heard some of you want to know what I sleep in .

the-internet-addict:

watchtheskytonight:

consulting-meerkat:

timelordy-teganbreann:

tea-and-tumblr:

the-timelords-tardis:

oprimer:

hug-sensei:

jaxtheripper13:

Lets just say I go full COMMANDO ~


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Hot Right ? 

I love the men of Tumblr …

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Snuggle up with me, ladies.

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I

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Always

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Use

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Protection

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So we’re telling how we sleep?

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Allow me to share…

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Wait, what?!

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OH MY HOW EMBARRASSING!

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Never mind!

JAMES

GOD BLESS THE MEN OF TUMBLR

IT’S BACK

OH IT’S BACK AGAIN

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coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

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Everyone who reblogs this by November 1 will have their URLs scattered around Disney World in Orlando, FL.

strangeparkings:

luckydayblog:

gravitysex:

abovehipster:

WHAT?! YES. YES.

RLY

IT’S LIKE THIS POST WAS MEANT FOR ME!!!

I’m going to disney on november 1-3 and if I don’t see at least one url I’m going to be pretty mad at you :///

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Anonymous Asked:
any tips for learning to make things just..less uniform? everything I draw is drawn the exact same way; if I draw wings, they're carbon copies and are all shaped the same. the legs on my goats and my wolves look basically the same, except that one ends in a hoof and one in a paw. I'm just not sure how to break out of this mold, yknow? your art is like the opposite of that; everything is different and unique and wonderful ;;

norisus:

Ahhhh, I’m honored that you think my art is versatile, but I’ve honestly avoided answering this ask for some time because I do not feel that way about my own work. I often worry about reusing poses, drawing creatures in profile too much, and my blog title is “Things Facing Left’ for a very good reason ahahaha;

The more I think about it, however, perhaps my discomfort in my own lack of versatility can let me tell you what I’ve been trying to strive for to break the uniform, mundane look I feel that my art has achieved—

The first step to improving your artwork is first realizing that it can be better. Your artwork is never bad, but it can always get better. It doesn’t matter how inexperienced you are— your work is still never bad. It doesn’t matter how talented you are— your work is never good enough to no longer improve.

It can be difficult progressing with your artwork when you feel stuck, but the knowledge of your need to improve is what will ultimately lead your artistic endeavors forward. You need to love your artwork enough to keep going— but dislike it enough to be comfortable with critiques and open to improving.

The next step to improving is active practice. The more you draw, the better you get. Drawing is a skill that needs to be worked upon. It might take years, and it might frustrate you when you don’t see immediate improvement after long hours of work, but there will come a time when you look back on a piece you used to feel pride in and realize that your current work is much better.

And the best step to improving mundane work? Actively forcing yourself out of your comfort zone.

I personally am not comfortable with drawing people. I grew up drawing animals and did not start drawing people until late in my junior year of high school (about 4-5 years ago.) Whenever I draw a person, they feel too stiff, and the anatomy and lack of fur frustrates me because I am far too used to drawing animals. Sometimes I get so frustrated with drawing people that I turn them into fauns to avoid drawing human legs below the knee.

But how am I ever going to get better at humans if I always avoid them? The simple answer is that I won’t. To get better at drawing something you’re not good at or not used to, you just need to buckle down and draw it anyway. You might not like what you produce at first— heck, you might not like it for quite some time— but practicing will slowly lead you to a place of comfort.

The same can be said with small things like drawing wings that are different from the wings you usually do. If you usually draw hawk wings, branch out and try the slender wings of an albatross, using references where necessary. You might not like how they look when you draw them at first, but the practice and discomfort will be worth taking a step towards better versatility with your work. In time, you’ll learn the anatomy of both subjects better. With the same method, there will come a time where, after having practiced both more fluently, you will be able to distinguish the legs of a wolf and a goat with ease.

On a closing note, I also want to say that the artists you admire likely suffer from the same insecurities and frustrations that you do. We’re our own worst critics and there’s always going to be someone who gives you art envy out the wazzoo. There’s no use in lusting after someone else’s talent when you can cultivate your own, however. You are a unique, individual artist and no one— absolutely no one— can produce the art that you do.

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

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tinyredbird:

netbug009:

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

transyoite:

phantomdoodler:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

laughingsquid:

After Battling Cancer, 11-Year Old Girl Invented a ‘Chemo Backpack’ to Replace Bulky IV Poles

Smart!!

She’s currently raising funds to begin production

Her name is Kylie Simonds. please don’t forget her name.

Kylie Simonds you are a badass of the highest order and I salute you. I would also like an IV pack for my infusions? You rock, kid.

#things that should be at more than 10% funding


Awesome

tinyredbird:

netbug009:

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

transyoite:

phantomdoodler:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

laughingsquid:

After Battling Cancer, 11-Year Old Girl Invented a ‘Chemo Backpack’ to Replace Bulky IV Poles

Smart!!

She’s currently raising funds to begin production

Her name is Kylie Simonds. please don’t forget her name.

Kylie Simonds you are a badass of the highest order and I salute you. I would also like an IV pack for my infusions? You rock, kid.

#things that should be at more than 10% funding

Awesome

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