axleheart:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

poehlerbond:

what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life

FUCK

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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themes:

Ballard

Clean, cool, and collected - just like you! 

  • Big & Beautiful Header Image
  • Responsive
  • Sticky Post
  • Integrations with Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, Google+, Disqus, TypeKit, Bubuti, and Instapaper
  • We also provide free email support

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fetusinfetu:

Biloela — Wild Cockatoos, Leila Jeffreys

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fogblogging:

this is my favorite video on the whole iinternet i give up

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

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meowth, control yourself

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gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

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"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl  (via mandykaren)

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hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

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nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

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owlmylove:

you don’t “beat” depression. you don’t “defeat” eating disorders. you survive them. stop making severe mental illnesses sound like something you can overcome just by throwing the right punch.

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thenoodlethief:

barefootinadress:

reblog if ur GAY and like to pet CATS

reblog if ur CAT and like to pet GAYS

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